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The winner of duel after duel is deemed the toughest warrior on the block
even if we find out he had a gun while others did not.
The winner of bet after bet is deemed the smartest even if you find out he
had Game Theory and the others did not.
I can't guarantee I'm the smartest human on earth but mastering Game Theory
to find the winningest way to go makes the TajProfessor Great Canadian
hard to beat for the title!

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The other side of the sign has SmartestManOnEarth.Ca for Pot! and
Hitzig 2003 Bad Exemption so No Offence for J.P.

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An Iconoclastic Engineer, destroyer of cherished myths!  
is a playlist Turmel Student Vote Playlist of short videos in answer to the
questions of young students during the 2014 Ontario General Election hoping
they could explain it to their parents.

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My 1993 cartoon when I ran for Prime Minister as Leader of the Abolitionist Party of Canada had
Chretien, Campbell, et al. . It still makes the difference between a candidate with a program and those without.

SmartestManOnEarth for Canada PM to nix Pot Charges in Ontario Court of Appeal
Jct: John The Engineer Turmel explains why the   or is running for Prime Minister of Canada and asking
in the courts to nix Pot charges in Ontario.
VIDEO: SmartestManOnEarth.Ca

Some links:

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Abolitionist Party Programs Youtube: Abolitionist Party of Canada Programs 
are the Programs of the Abolitionist Party of Canada which have not changed
in decades. Get it right first time...!

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In 2011, Fukushima had just blown and was hitting the West Coast so I
figured the way to fund the clean-up had to go viral or little would
happen. So rather than run in a riding during the federal general election,
I decided to try to pull off an Aberhart Coup, offer a slate of Social
Credit candidates and if the voters got them in, then they'd get Aberhart
in a byelection.

So I'll look in all the ridings for candidates in parties that had supported the
LETS timebank software in past elections: Greens, Marxist-Leninists,
Christian Heritage, Natural Law and recommend them as a Dream Team.   are my reports during that election
and is my roster.  is my back-up anti-poverty Magic Money for the


1) My Miracle Equation cracked inflation shift B.

2) My Differential Equations cracked the code in Jesus's parables!
UN Mill Dec changed 

3) I engineered LETS and UNILETS

4) Guinness Record for a couple of tops scored.

5) 4K marijuana fight

Lots more coming.

Medpot Marijuana Court Cases (VIDEOS) 
Globe & Mail May 15 2003: Turmel Reports: I dare gamble life imprisonment   &   In the belly of the beast

I wonder if they'll let me do Community Service again? They did:

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But the end result of my intervention:

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And now I'm going to do it again: